Being Boring by Wendy Cope
If you ask me ‘What’s new?’, I have nothing to sayExcept that the garden is growing.I had a slight cold but it’s better today.I’m content…
If you ask me ‘What’s new?’, I have nothing to sayExcept that the garden is growing.I had a slight cold but it’s better today.I’m content…
Let's sort this out. Make no more sherry scones for the man that stole my jewels and I'll stop spitting in your sherry. Both of…
You tell me to live each day as if it were my last. This is in the kitchen where before coffee I complain of the…
Last night, I cried over you that you don’t like me Your words cut into my heart Your look split us apart But there’s no…
When I was a child I played by myself in a corner of the schoolyard all alone. I hated dolls and I hated games, animals…